I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
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one thing you need to know is that...
so please, get your facts right before you mumble and jumble and get your heads mixed up!
P R O F I L E
THIS IS ME
For those who know who I am, HI PEOPLE :) And for those who DON'T, Hi stranger :) My name is watermelon and I love to blueberry. My age is cherry and my school is banana. I love to apple and I hate to pear. I'm going to be an orange when I grow up and marry mango. Oh yeah, I am from this amazing country called durian in the state of rambutan. I would like to keep everything else personal. Thanks. ENOJOY :)
F I F T E E N
RANDOM FACTS
RANDOM FACTS
well, i am 15 years old, aren't i?
ONE I love screaming when I'm bored.
TWO I talk for a living. Even when no one listens, I talk anyway.
THREE I'm still amused at how everything I bought in Australia was made in China.
FOUR I smile an awful lot.
FIVE I scratch my eyebrows when I'm feeling stressed out.
SIX I sometimes forget how to drink then I choke.
SEVEN I pull my hair loads. I'm balding on two sections on my head. :O
EIGHT I wish I was purple.
NINE Fishes are my favourite pet.
TEN I am a jealous brat.
ELEVEN I eat cheese a lot.
TWELVE I'm secretly fat. But I get away in hiding everything. NYAHA :D
THIRTEEN I was born with an afro.
FOURTEEN I've always wanted to slam a rat on a wall.
FIFTEEN I get jealous of other cultures celebrations before christmas
I WISH
that..
People would think before talking AND THE Coutnry would change for the better AND THE Nation would recycle AND THE World would cooperate AND THE Universe to be a better place.
T A G B O A R D
SPEAK YOUR MIND
GO FIGURE
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