Take that back. I'm definitely not losing thigh fat, I'm putting ON thigh fat.. and also fat everywhere else =P haha. I can't fit my jeans anymore and so I'm walking everywhere in my shorts or skirts. JUST GREAT =.= I'm miss fatty grams. And when I fly home on the 7th (not literally fly of course. I mean, the plane), Malaysia's side of the earth is gonna be 43KG's heavier thanks to me. Next thing you know, the worlds gonna fall and roll down towards the sun and everyone's gonna die cause I unbalanced-ied the earth and IT'S ALL MY FAULT! Okay, I'll stop being so dramatic :D

Anyways, I haven't only put on weight, but I have also sizzled. Yes, I sizzled. I'm staying in a hotel that is right in front of the most beautiful beach I have ever seen with the most beautiful surfers I have ever seen =P So yeah, I go to the beach a lot and I got burnt. I look like chacoal kinda. Actually, the surfers aren't beautiful. They wear this really tight, body fitting, scuba outfit-look-alike swim wear. It's awful :D So thats a bummer. hmph!

I don't wanna blog more about my trip here cause I wanna blog when I get back so there's pictures which would be more fun fun fun :D So yeah, I'll stop now.

Will be back asap ,
fatty grams ;)

missing home and everyone to the max!

I'm walking so much.
I think i lost some thigh fat =P haha..

blegh -.-

miss malaysia.
miss cassie.
miss roshinni.
miss asilla.
miss giuli.
miss ayoi.
miss norman.
miss ayoi.
lol.

LOVE THE WHETHER HERE THOUGH.
im currently in australia, on my aunty's laptop :) VANDERFUL lady for letting me borrow it.
I sphanks her very hard.
I am gonna be here another.. uh.. well.. i was supposed to be here for 18 days and I think this is my third day so yeah, u count =D
haha..
i cant wait to go home. But I don't know what to buy for my friends =( My leg is numb. haha.

I'm so deprived of my friends that I am asking Sean to help me call cassie and asilla to come online. AND OMG Cassie just sent me a message saying she cant come online (the message cost rm2 btw, cassie. haha) BUT IT SUCKS that she cant come on cause i miss her.

neways, my fingers are freezing so i'll just blog some other time

My father is doing this really retarded dance to a christmas song right now and he's not stopping and i just HAD to blog about it. It's sorta like a flexi-robot dance. Haha. Very amusing, really. Now he stopped to look at photo's from when we were little kiddo's and I look like a retardo and making fun of em'. He's also trying to imitate our faces. How disturbing.

Oh well, It's 10.55a.m and I am very shocked that I was able to wake up oh so early, seeing of how i woke up at 4pm yesterday =S

I'm gonna have to leave the house at 12 and pick Jose up and then were headed to KL sentral to get our bus tickets then I don't know? We leave there at prolly 2? Reach airport at 3..eat eat =D Then we gotta check in and bla bla bla..and flights at 5.40pm. We'll apparently be reaching there at 12.30A.M (aussie hour) Haaaah.. How tiring.

I'm not sure If I'll get internet there. But I hope so, since I already don't have my phone =( Well, if so, I will blog blog blog for sure! =D

but for now, I have to finish my very last minute packing.

well well, Ayoi was right. Today, I am quite on the happy side :)
but i think i should keep the reason of it to myself.

Anyways, I'm leaving tomorrow and will be back on the 7th..or 8th? I don't know haha. I just finished my very extremely last minute packing :D But i still feel like i'm missing something O.o Aiya. I hate this I hate this! Lets see, I've packed everything on my list.. OH MY GA, I must have FORGOTTEN TO list something on my list! Ah, screw, I'm sure I can just get it there :) [Don't worry Geraldine, everything is gonna be alright, don't get so excited :D] Well, I'm not actually excited. In fact, I don't really feel like going. Just so lazy. But this is kind of the first trip where I'm traveling with only my sister and my cousin,Jose :D So I guess I'm looking forward to that. And Oh, I'm also looking forward to swimming with the sharks as my cousin there promised me :D Yay yay. I just hope I come out of there alive =S

Ngeh, So anyways, this also means that I don't get my hand phone. WHICH MEANS THAT I can't contact Cassie,Roshinni,Asilla,Giuli,Norman,AYOI :( Gah. I'm gonna miss them like woah :'( I shall call them all before I leave tomorrow :)

I'm gonna go see what else I can bring now :D

for now,
geraldine - currently taken ;)

Today, the christmas tree finally went up :D Finally.

Mum and I got all the Christmas stuff up and we opened the tree and fixed the lights and yada yada yada with no help of course from the father as he was too busy sitting in front of his laptop doing nothing. He is indeed a busy man, how can i expect him to even help -.- ugh. Well, whatever. We managed doing everything by ourselves. Manda wasn't home as she was in some facial appointment and haaaa, whatever. So finally we got everything finished and manda comes home just in time to finish putting the balls on the tree. I was totally shut out by then. I let her help my mum and i went to lie down :D Now, the tree is up. It's very very nice. I would put pictures up, but my father stole my camera. Bravo bravo.

According to Ayoi, It's gonna be a good day for me tomorrow. Or so he thinks it is. Or well, he's HOPING it is lah haha. But he refused to tell me why, or even give me a tiny winy hint about it -.- gr. He better be right. Tomorrow better freaking be a hell of a day :D Since I'm not gonna be able to see/contact him in any way whatsoever for 2 weeks. GAH GAH GAH.

While im gone, Cassie's going somewhere too :D She's gonna go back to her tree house-fied kampung back in Sarawak :D HAVE FUN!!

Oh wells, im so excited for christmas. I should start buying everyone presents. With the very little money i have on me right now :( Nevermind! I shall go money hunting :D NGAHA. Okay shut up Geraldine.

goodnight.

Joel just presented me Malaysia. What a nice nice boy he is, isn't he? =)

My father is a weird weird man who just made me pasta :D Be right back!
(7.15pm - 7.29pm)
back :D
Yeah so anyways, i was saying bout how weird my father is. Yes, he is weird, and i can prove it to you :)

me : Mum, can you change the radio station?
father : NO! NO! NO! I love this song!! (the song playing was 'just dance - lady gaga')
me : O.O
sister : Do you even know what song this is?
father : *giggles*
me : O.O

the fact that he even giggled -.-

Yeah so anyways, I've been homing alone-ing for the past forever now and I need to get out! I can't believe im leaving on thursday. So fast so fast. I WANNA STAY! Yeah, I know it's only for 2 weeks, but still! I could do so much here instead. Oh great, a mosquitoe just bit me :( What an asshole *scratch scratch :D*

Yesterday, I had dinner with Joel. We went to Nando's and i ordered 1/4 chicken and as usual, I can never finish ANYTHING i order in Nando's. No matter how small the dish is, i just can never seem to finish my food. So yeah, i couldn't finish my food and GUESS WHAT! Joel forced me to -.- So we stayed there and were the last costomers to leave and STILL i didn't finish my food :D No, i'm not stubborn, I'm just very strong willed =P heh..

I haven't been updating lately. I just really have nothing to say or blog about. Lately, I've been kind of having this 'midnight fever' kinda thing which is scaring my sister, i think. It's like, when it hits midnight, I just go HYPER AS HELL. I mean, I'm usually hyper during the day (for those of you who knows me personally, I think you should know what im talking about :D) but nowadays, i'm like 10x hyper at nights! CAN YOU IMAGINE ME BEING 10x HYPER?! Woah. Last night, my sister wanted to sleep, but i was doing what she called my spongebob monkey dance and I made her watch me :D She got really pissed. I still don't think my dance was very monkey-like. I thought it was rather entertaining :D I'm a little worried about tonight though.

Oh wells, till later - out :)

it's 2 in the morning.

my parents just came home. My mum is definately drunk and my father is just being dramatic :P For some reason, he is currently leaning against the wall moving side to side trying to scratch his back? -.-
And my mum just walked out of the kitchen mumbling some stuff, the only thing i heard clearly was .. "damn. Shit la these people" O.O Normally, she scolds me when i say 'damn'. I should make her pay me 50 cents every time she swears :D

I'm gonna go sleep and avoid all this, goodnight :)

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DAMN IT

timmy's girlfriends name is tootie. AND CASSIE, I TOLD YOU SO!! =P

I walked home from school today by MYSELF, and I also crossed that huge giganto-sized road to get to my place by MYSELF =P What an ACHIEVEMENT. I should get an award for that. Seriously.

Yeah so, bra didn't come to school. Big bummer. She was down with food poisoning. Aw, GET WELL SOON CASSIE :D It was pretty boring without her but yeah, I survived. We were basically just hanging around the classes and talking then suddenly Fikri, Ashiq, Aliff and Raj decided to FREAKING POUR MENS POWDER ON US (asilla, nat and i) It was so eeeeeee!! We were all white and our hairs were just so screwed and we even SMELLED LIKE MEN! It was dreadful.

Yeah, all the form5's got chased out of school this morning cause it was their *study holiday* today but some still came. Pn.Ong got furious and chased them all out. So, Ayoi wasn't in school. But it wasn't as bad cause school ended pretty fast today :)
He DID come after school :D With Norman and Fahmie. Was hanging around for a while then they had to leave to AHEM AHEM** study for SPM tomorrow. pft.

AND OH!! I learned how to order mcD's today :D Sean thought me. THANKS SEAN. Haha :D Another achievement. I swear, If i don't become prime minister by the time im 28, the worlds to screwed =P

OH wells, just lost my blogging mojo-ness.

GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE FORM5's FOR SPM TOMORROW until whenever it ends.
esp, Ayoi & Norman.

Today was the graduation for the form5's. And like i said before, Cassie and I could follow :) So we left school at around 8 something by bus and got there and bla bla bla. AND OH! everyone looked very nice :) They were all so dressed-up. Yeah. So anyways, got there and there was time to kill..so Cassie and I were just walking around looking at everyone taking pictures. At first we kinda felt out of place, but then eventually, even WE were taking pictures with em'. Haha :D How fun. My english teacher kept showing up randomly when i was talking to ayoi. Totally ruined every moment -.- Pft.

Yeah anyways, the whole graduation went well. Nothing screwed up. When it was over and done with, I guess I felt pretty sad. Yeah, I know I'm not the one that graduated but I still feel kinda sad seeing how few of my pretty close friends would be leaving :( Aw.

Oh well...

Yeah so i'm currently home alone, AGAIN -.- Hm. My parents went out to i-don't-know-where-nor-do-i-care but yeah, and i'm here, alone. Well i think my father still thinks im 3 -.- he was all like....

the father : Were going now
the daughter (me) : Mmmmm..
the father : Okay. I on the alarm kay?
the daughter : Ahhhh..
the father : Don't let anyone in okay?
the daughter : IM NOT STUPID!
the father : bye :D

Ish ish ish. Yeahhhhh.

So ANYWAYS, in school just now, we did well, NOTHING. Literally nothing. Teacher made us help fold the graduation robes and well, first we were all complaining about it, but then after a while, we were all playing around..so it kinda got fun :D I think Roshinni and I pissed teacher off the most. We were being so very annoying :P heh.
Cassie and I wanted to go to the graduation due to certain reasons :D AHEM.. but then we weren't allowed :( Only the prefects were allowed to go, ergh. Yeah bummer. BUT THEN!! suddenly out of no where, pn.Thanes came in and was asking Nat and Cassie if they wanted to help out at the graduation tomorrow :D And well..they said yeah. But then Nat couldn't go so she asked me if i wanted to take her place and i was like HELL YEAH!! So YAY! Cassie and I are skipping freaking school on a WEDNESDAY to go "help" the graduation thing :D OH WHAT JOY. yipeeeediii yipeeeddiiii dudadei =P But i'm kinda sad their graduating. Cause once they graduate means.. they.. GRADUATE. No more form5's :( No more ayoi. GR. OH WELL.

Yeah so after school, I walked hardcore to the train station and It started raining. And BOY WAS I PISSED. I was soaking wet by the time i reached the train station and due to the very heavy rain, my baju kurung was freaking SEE THROUGH. How embarrassing :(

OH! and in school, cassie heard me sing through one of my phone recordings which someone recorded and it was very embarrassing cause i sounded awfull. HAHA. HAH, what an embarrassing day :D

In school today, Asilla found a very random fish in the drain. Well, it was kinda after school, where she was sitting near the ice cream man place and then BAM! she saw the fish. And with no surprise, she screamed :) Got others attention, and within like 2 seconds, the fish in the drain was the center of everyone's attention. Pft.

Yeah, so I'm drinking this amazingly awesome apple tea right now and it's.... well it's AMAZING. It's from turkey. Mum's friend bought it when he was there. It kinda looks like fish food but OH MY GOSH. It's the best cup of tea i've ever tasted. I hid it so no one else can drink it =p hahak. I shall give them A LITTLE BIT if i feel like being nice.

I need to go wash hair now. Nanites.

Dear Cassie. I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think i realized it when we skinny dipped at the mental hospital and i saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that i did a sex-change. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but i'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the times about Oprah Winfrey imitations. Greetings to your freeky family, Geraldine :)


Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - CastratePink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

- i tag, AZIM

Giuli and I are currently having the most random argument/conversation about our bladders. I think we are very creative conversation-ers. Damn good.

***

I had the most weird weekend. But due to certain people and stuff that happened, my weekend turned out pretty pleasant. I once again, am smiling for all the right reasons.

I am currently loving Cassie because she is always there to follow me around and do the most stupidest things. I also love her because she agreed to take over the world with me *flush flush*. We are also gonna be awesome egg beaters when we grow up. She is awesome.

I am missing Roshinni, my non-stop talking machine. We should/MUST hang out more often. I refuse to drift apart :(

Giuli and Asilla talks crap :D

Ayoi is one of the many reasons of why my day feels just perfect :)

Baskin Robbins should get new decent workers. But thanks for the free ice cream! YUM :D